most of what follows is true

My middle name is Edward. I used to wear really thick glasses. I was born on Friday the 13th. I write with my left hand. I have been to forty-two states. I have gone by nicknames for pretty much my whole life. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down. And I like BALLOONS and BOOKKEEPERS but not DIRIGIBLES or ACCOUNTANTS.

Correspondence, love letters, and advice can be sent to: hotrod[at]hotrodtothe[dot]com.